1 2, mic check
3 blunts, 4 lines, nice set
High as 5s, 6 hits, that's a great fall
7 more than lance armstrong, I got 8 balls

9 Piece, with some honey mustard
Playboy mansion drive through-er, leave a bunny flustered
Got the kitty so wet the belly ring rusted
Caesarian sexin: tummy bustin

Most expensive SUV we've prolly seen
Cause the Range is like 80, and the Porche is 119
But fuck that materialism if you ain't even spitting it clean
My Saliva's like voss, I'm a boss something like the one that fucks the queen

...No homo blow strait eight balls
"That some boss bass", blow ya face off
Rick Ross asked for 10 bricks and fish
I said "shit what the fuck are you building with this"

I got a slice of that crip from hawaii take a sniff
And you can hit my girl up if you trying cop a zip
Got a script up bitch with ADHD and depression
Got them happy beans plus them xrs no question

Moving em to the Asians, international investment
Buying em for 1, selling em for 5, "who done it", ain't no one arrested
Campus PD test it but these ladies too impressive
Smoke a blunt, tell a cop "what? Get aggressive"

9 piece, that's a gun right?
Cop dat at shit at Walmart, whip it out in broad sun light
Bumping TIP has  got me in the mood to gun fight
Mommy pays the lawyers and her money gets it done right

Plus her sons white, and she's runs a hedge fund
That's actor money, flipping dough and growin it till the breads done
She spends it on me a lot, so I get to go to college
But I don't own anything myself except knowledge

Your mind's on basic, what is that based shit?
Let me think up a random rhyme…
Gucci Louie Fendi Kreayshawn is my favorite actor
But why yo bitch dropping NBombs, yallz iz crackahs?

Does polly want it? Cause I ain't really need it
I'm doing me, Jacking it, haters suck my penis
Yes I am the meanest, I spit dirty cleanest
You should see this picture of my girl with me between it

"Eww"

I usually buy from lesbians
Live with mixed models, and most my friends are thespians
Performance art, I'm doing my residence
Dr. Jack, Company Z, I'm Mr. President