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M​.​C​.​Hammer?

from The Forecast by Jack of Co.Z

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This is the Forecast: SNOW BITCH
So we don't have to go to class NO BITCH
I got bored this summer so I WROTE THIS
And I don't give a fuck if you like it...OH SHIT

Remember 50 Cent? Who the fuck is MC hammer?
When I said your fuck bitch mother, I meant your gramma
Your sister, father and your brother and your future kids
Too white to shoot the shit, guess I'm just doing biz

"You claim to be something you're not; you're a jerk"
The pot can call the kettle black if it's fucking purp
Light me up and I'ma hit ya in the muthafucking throat
Sheltered crackah never learned what to do and what to don't

…...So I carry knives
Cause my favourite rappers live scary lives
Rich white male the opposite of being paralyzed
Still they're all pissed off depressed in paradise

"Your fucking bullshit is very nice", no it's not
I ran outta prozac last night, where's the pot
Failed the class, didn't do the work and wasn't there a lot
They sent a bunch of emails to me, as if I care a lot

Academic probation? fuck a dean
Shove em in a boston donut like "fuck the cream"
I think I'm Gucci (but not the cheap clothes)
I think I'm living on a farm with all these beets and hoes

Yeah I feature dope, I'm heroin on instrumentals
Oral fixation, she wants me in her dentals
Make it geyser: spout and spew
Then we soft drink: mount and do

(Whatchu doing crackah?) I just want to be rapper
(I said whatchu doing crackah?) But I guess I'm more an actor
If I was Chris Brown I wouldn't have smacked her
I woulda took her to a farm, laid her out, and tracktor

You know what I mean...I've been known to plow
Tyler the Creator gets good media coverage...wonder how
"I am so offended", you're just an entertainer
Holly Brook doesn't sound famous, rename her

I guess I think I'm Wiz, ya know, great brain
G55 make your Range look, quite plain
Got a big whip….she just thought I talk a lot
Till' I pulled my mack truck into her parking spot

Rappers like to tell a hoe to swallow it, cause thats a mess
All I do is throw it in the uterous, fabulous
Ask my bitch, we're fucking, while you suckers all can blow me in fact
Find me with a Bond girl getting Co.Z with Jack

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from The Forecast, released November 8, 2011

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Jack of Co.Z Los Angeles, California

Jack of Co.Z is the rapper half of the Co.Z duo.. Some of Jack of Co.Z's work is on original instrumentals, much is datpiff mixtape style rap. Jack also produces as CompanyZ, and as part of Cabana Beach, and is half of Jack The Ripper & The Mad Psyentist. ... more

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