lyrics
They say they wanna see my resume … okay
It should be presented to them pleasantly … okay
I'll print this out just for you, but get with the times ...
When I put in the work, I put it in rhyme, then I put it on online
JacksResume.info
Tell your employer, tell your kin folk
My mommy paid for everything I did so
Trying get a job man, 'cause I've been broke
I know how to learn quick and teach intros
You want that Final Cut, you want that Logic Pro?
Adobe Creative Suite is what you've got to know
And I could Photoshop your spouse into a model, yo
Study social media repeatedly, I'm into it
I'll Tweet the Vine to Facebook while I Instagram your Pinterest
Got a mailing list? I'll make the graphic to be sent to it
And yeah it's bulk mail, but I make it feel intimate
I'm joking... I'm just serious
So go and send this to your peers
Like, "He put his resume in rap form
It's kinda funny, bro, you should hear this"
Yeah... and I went to Brown, Class of 2012.5
Major: Modern Culture & Media, but I prefer sound
'Cause I make pound, I'm a rapper and producer
Video editor, video shooter
Graphic designer, drafter, printer
So you better pay me if you want me as an intern
Technology consultant at a gallery
Looking for a creative job with a salary
Worthwhile experience, I spent my time valuably
I'll own my company, and then my own galaxy
I'll put in the work, work, work
Put your problems in the dirt
Rest in peace to you wasting money on these other jerks
'Cause I'm far too productive
For you're shareholders not to love this
I ain't saying no ones as qualified
But, no ones above this...
credits
from
Kind Summer,
track released May 22, 2013
Production: Chinza, Ignant
Original Artist: A$AP Ferg
Mix Engineer: CompanyZ
Parody Lyrics & Performance: Jack of Co.Z
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